i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

c4tastr0phic-c4san0va:

anoverly-obsessive-fangirl:

evanedinger:

WHY

WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THIS?

That went from innocent to sinister in 0.00001 seconds. 

meandmy69cats:

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

memecollection:

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again